“I felt bad for lying to John, who was about as honest as Abe Lincoln on sodium Pentothal.”
“I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.”
“Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.”
“...as Abe Lincoln said, I was sick from my stovepipe hat to the worn out soles of my shoes.”
“The bad thing about falling into pieces is that it hurts. The good thing about it is that once you're lying there in shards you've got nothing left to protect, and so have no reason not to be honest”
“Abe shook his head, and now the smile was gone altogether. "That's not the reason either. Don't lie to me little girl." I felt my hackles going up. "And don't interrogate me, old man.”