“It's the height of bad manners to sleep with somebody less than three times.”

“What I tell you three times is true. What I tell you three million times is civilization.”

“It's not as bad as it sounds.”

“For a gift that does not find balance and a service that is not returned are worth less than a curse.”

“Justice can sleep for years and awaken when it is least expected. A miracle is nothing more than dormant justice from another time arriving to compensate those it has cruelly abandoned. Whoever knows this is willing to suffer, for he knows that nothing is in vain.”

“I'd rather be sleeping in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on than listen to Nickelback!”

“And it's best if you know a good thing is going to happen, like an eclipse or getting a microscope for Christmas. And it's bad if you know a bad thing is going to happen, like having a filling or going to France. But I think it is worst if you don't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing which is going to happen.”