“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming .... WOW what a ride.”

“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, “Wow what a ride!”

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

“Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved package...But rather, to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, WHAT A RIDE!!!”

“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to slide acrossthe finish line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, and shouting GERONIMO!!!”

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, still screaming, 'Whoo what a ride!”