“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.”
“Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!”
“The last laugh, the last cup of coffee, the last sunset, the last time you jump through a sprinkler, or eat an ice-cream cone, or stick your tongue out to catch a snowflake. You just don't know.”
“His breath smelled like a one-inch tall man wearing stinky socks used his tongue as a treadmill. Talking to him only reminded me how out of shape I am.”
“Dale can choose not to worry like he chooses not to wear socks.”
“I don't like socks or shoes. I really don't like socks but I wear them in my house because I can slide on my floor.”