“.. a simile is not a lie, unless it is a bad simile.”
“I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.”
“A metaphor is like a simile.”
“Metaphors are like similes, the only difference is.”
“Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.”
“A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle.”