“The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.”

“the city is full of three types of people, the first being soldiers, the other classes are politicians and prostitutes, both very numerous, and about equal in honesty and morality.”

“During the settling of the American colonies, it was said that the Spaniards would first build a church, the Dutch would first build a fort and the English a tavern. Welcome to Charleston, an English colony founded in 1670.”

“In Charleston, temperance is a four letter word.”

“Charleston is not the center of the universe, but it should be. That is the persistent perception of many locals.”

“yes, you are. your dead," i say. "you left me. i saw you. you left me. snd now i'm here in maine where everything is crazy and you can't run at night and it's cold.”

“The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.”