“Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes your the bug.”
“some days you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug...”
“Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.”
“Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.”
“When you're a guy you have to act like an asshole sometimes, so that the real asswholes won't bug you.”
“Don't let the bugs on the windshield rob you of seeing the horizon.”