“They're having a clam-bake. They're baking my clams.They're baking the clams pried from my steaming pond.”

“Wake & Bake. More like Wash & Bake. Half a bowl of cereal and a shot of bourbon later, I'm there, my friendly haze having finally arrived. I'm ready for work.”

“The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).”

“Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!" --The Tick”

“...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off”

“In Martin Seligman's words, 'Psychology is half-baked, literally half-baked. We have baked the part about mental illness. We have baked the part about repair and damage. But the other side is unbaked. The side of strengths, the side of what we are good at, the side…of what makes life worth living.”

“A drop of pond waterunder the microscopejust like in science classbut now your are the pond& the microscope is mindfulness”