“They're having a clam-bake. They're baking my clams.They're baking the clams pried from my steaming pond.”
“The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).”
“Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!" --The Tick”
“Wake & Bake. More like Wash & Bake. Half a bowl of cereal and a shot of bourbon later, I'm there, my friendly haze having finally arrived. I'm ready for work.”
“...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off”
“In Martin Seligman's words, 'Psychology is half-baked, literally half-baked. We have baked the part about mental illness. We have baked the part about repair and damage. But the other side is unbaked. The side of strengths, the side of what we are good at, the side…of what makes life worth living.”