“Avengers fucking assemble, asshole!"- Hit Girl”

“Batman: a force of chaos in my world of perfect order. The dark side of the Soviet dream. Rumored to be a thousand murdered dissidents, they said he was a ghost. A walking dead man. A symbol of rebellion that would never fade as long as the system survived.Anarchy in black.”

“I'm just running through this list of potential nannies and wondered if we should go for a superhero this time. Do you think Wolverine would be interested? He seems to be on every other team right now...”

“She was like John Rambo meets Polly Pocket; Dakota Fanning crossed with Death Wish 4.”

“What's a matter Chris? You shitting yourself? You should be!”

“But I was right and the real world seemed increasingly nonsensical. Why train for years to do a job you bitched about all day? Didn't it make more sense to follow your dreams and maybe do a little good at the same time? I didn't want to be a lawyer or a bank manager or a goddamn burger flipper. We only get one life and I wanted mine to be exciting...”

“Guess that's thirty-one pieces of silver you've got now, huh? Sleep well, Judas.”