“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”
“We forgot what happened yesterday. We know all about Paris Hilton. We know about that. But what do we know about why we are there in Iraq?”
“The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.”
“You never read Spider-Man? Accepting your true identity means understanding that you are a stranger to this world. A freak, ostracized by the very people you want to help.”
“Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.”
“Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.”