“Ah, Colorado: the one place in America where people wake up earlier on weekends than workdays.”

“Wake up America!The insurance companies took over health care!Wake up America! The pharmaceutical companies took over drug pricing!Wake up America! The speculators took over Wall Street!Wake up America!They want your Social Security!Wake up America!Multinational corporations took over our trade policies!Wake up America! We went into Iraq for oil!WAKE UP AMERICA!”

“Loving someone is waking up a little bit earlier than they do so you can pray for their day.”

“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen in a pair of mismatched slippers, seeing its car in the neighbor's pool and saying, "Ah good. It was dirty. Just the thing.”

“Could anything be better than this? Waking up everyday knowing that lots of people are smiling because you chose to impact lives, making the world a better place.”

“America has never quite forgiven Europe for having been discovered somewhat earlier in history than itself.”