“Google and Apple and other latter day American success stories started in somebody's garage--the one place where innovation isn't immediately buried by bureaucracy, or at least in most states, not until some minor municipal functionary discovers you neglected to apply for a Not Sitting Around on My Ass All Day permit.”
“One day, I'll sit down with all my books around me, and just start reading.”
“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”
“The American people will regret the day I was crucified by politics and bureaucracy."Billy Mitchell”
“The key to success isn't much good until one discovers the right lock to insert it in.”
“In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.”