“I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.”
Mark Tufo
Zombie Fallout
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough. ”
Jarod Kintz
Brick
“Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But that’s how nostalgia works, right? We only remember the best of the available memories.”
Jarod Kintz
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”
Jarod Kintz
99 Cents For Some Nonsense
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.”
Alice Clayton
Wallbanger
“Do you know the difference between a peephole and a people? You can see right through a peephole.”
Jim McKinnon