“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”
“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.”
“She is playing games with someone who knows how to play them better.”
“The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.”
“Tell me this, pal, why isn't everybody sitting on a fence in the moonlight playing a banjo? That's all I want to know.”
“A gentleman doesn't have to flex to know that he is strong.”