“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.”
“She is playing games with someone who knows how to play them better.”
“The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.”
“Tell me this, pal, why isn't everybody sitting on a fence in the moonlight playing a banjo? That's all I want to know.”
“A gentleman doesn't have to flex to know that he is strong.”