“An honest politician is an oxymoron.”
“A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.”
“He's an honest politician--he stays bought.”
“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest. ”
“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?''Do I look like an oxymoron to you?''An oxymormon.”
“Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.”