“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

“Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.”

“I said there was nothing so convincing to an Indian as a general massacre. If he could not approve of the massacre, I said the next surest thing for an Indian was soap and education. Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run; because a half-massacred Indian may recover, but if you educate him and wash him, it is bound to finish him some time or other.”

“Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.”

“Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.”

“I never let school get in the way of my education!”