“Do not bring your dog. (advice for attending a funeral)”
“If you attend Miskatonic University, your homework might eat your dog.”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“How could I sleep with a man I wasn't sure would attend my funeral?”
“It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or fire because unless you do that, the loved one dies for you again and again.”
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain”