“This explains why, whenever a person says sie to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.”
“Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
“Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.”
“Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles”
“Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.”