“Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.”

“I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.”

“When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always 20 years behind the times.”

“Първо бог създал мъжа, после създал жената. А след това на бог му станало жал за мъжете и той им дал тютюна.”

“‎TOM!"No answer."TOM!"No answer."What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!"No answer.The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or never looked THROUGH them for so small a thing as a boy; they were her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for "style," not service-- she could have seen through a pair of stove-lids just as well.”

“Дойдох с Халеевата комета през 1835 г. Следващата година тя идва отново и очаквам да си отида с нея. Ще бъде най-голямото разочарование в живота ми, ако не си отида с Халеевата комета. Всевишния без съмнение е казал: "Ето две необясними явления; дойдоха заедно, трябва и да си отидат заедно". ”

“We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them.”