“Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.”

“May you get exactly what you want and live long enough to regret it.”

“Life is like riding a bicycle. You get nowhere standing up, so get up on that seat and go!”

“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.”

“Live Everyday with No Regrets, So you don't Regret it One day.”

“The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles...when a man lets things go so far that he is more than half a bicycle, you will not see him so much because he spends a lot of his time leaning with one elbow on walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones.”