“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”
“First get the facts, you can distort them later”
“Always get the facts first. You can distort them later.”
“I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.”
“Life can get fucked up fast when you try to be a pleaser. Because people won't ever be pleased, not even if you drop them ass-first into paradise. They like bitching too much.”
“You can still be cool when you’re dead. In fact, it’s much easier, because you aren’t getting old and fat and losing your hair.”