“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”

“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”

“If war is gods way of teaching geography to Americans, then recession is his way of teaching little economics to everyone”

“Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.”

“Marduk decides to create mankind from Qingu, who they claim had started the war with Tiamat (6:25), so that "the work of the gods shall be imposed (on them) and they [the gods] shall be at leisure" (6:5-8).38”

“The gods wanted to create creatures who would worship them. First they made the animals, but they couldn’t talk. Then the gods created people out of mud, but when it rained, they fell apart. Then the gods created people out of wood, but they had no feelings, so the gods washed them away in a big flood. Finally, the gods created people out of corn, and they turned out just right.”