“Huck was always willing to take a hand in any enterprise that offered entertainment and required no capital, for he had a troublesome super-abundance of that sort of time which is not money.”

“You can't pray a lie" Huck Finn”

“It ain't no use to try to learn you nothing, Huck.”

“There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about. -- Huck Finn”

“There are ten parts of speech and they are all troublesome.”

“Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.”

“My financial views are of the most decided character, but they are not likely, perhaps, to increase my popularity with the advocates of inflation. I do not insist upon the special supremacy of rag money or hard money. The great fundamental principle of my life is to take any kind I can get.”