“I don't want no better book than what your face is.”

“He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.”

“I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”

“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

“Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.”

“It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve”

“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”