“I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.”
“I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years from now.”
“An Overnight Success is usally 20 years in the making! (I only have five years to go).”
“Read the inscription," he said. I opened the book. On the flyleaf it said: "To Hilda, so that on the day we part the substance of my hopes for the future and my predestined struggle will remain with you. Ernesto 20-1-55.”
“There's a fine line between piety and wack-ass obsession, and people have been landing on the wrong side for thousands of years.”
“I might have made a tactical error not going to a physician for 20 years. It was one of those phobias that didn't pay off.”