“I once heard a grouty northern invalid say that a coconut tree might be poetical, possibly it was; but it looked like a feather-duster struck by lightning.”
“Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!”
“If you don't like the smell of Christmas trees, get the hula girls; they smell like coconuts.”
“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not as lucky.”
“If I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times - Everything happens for a reason. And it possibly does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.”
“The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening than a feather duster.”