“If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.”

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”

“There are times when I would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.”

“Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”

“The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.”

“Peace by persuasion has a pleasant sound, but I think we should not be able to work it. We should have to tame the human race first, and history seems to show that that cannot be done.”

“I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.”