“If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.”

“I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.”

“He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.”

“There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.”

“New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”

“Now, children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as you can and give me all your attention for a minute or two. There - that is it. That is the way good little boys and girls should do. I see one little girl who is looking out of the window - I am afraid she thinks I am out there somewhere - perhaps up in one of the trees making a speech to the little birds. [Applausive titter.]”

“Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.”