“If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.”

“If you don't like the weather in southern Ohio, just wait fifteen minutes!!!". ~R. Alan Woods [2013]”

“Everybody is waiting for cooler weather--and I am just waiting for you--. (Bob Dylan in a letter)”

“Now listen. If I think he’s awful we’ll just talk about the weather and the crops for a few minutes and then we’ll have an ominous pause and stare at him. That always makes a man feel a perfect fool and the moment a man feels a fool he gets up and goes.”

“Despite a few exceptions, I have found that Americans are now far more willing to learn new names, just as they're far more willing to try new ethnic foods... It's like adding a few new spices to the kitchen pantry.”

“Remember what it was like on Christmas when you woke up before your parents, and had to sit there until they were ready, knowing that just a few rooms away there was something awesome waiting for you? For the next thirty minutes, I felt that way, while I waited for them to call me back up to the set.”