“Mrs Kerslake:" but if there is no chance of being offered a place at Oxford, surely-?"Simon Kerslake: "Thats not what i said Mother, I shall be an undergraduate at Oxford by the first day of term”
“You spend the first term at Oxford meeting interesting and exciting people and the rest of your time there avoiding them”
“I know of no place where the wind can be as icy and the damp so penetrating as in Oxford round about Easter time.”
“Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.”
“Oxford is very pretty, but I don't like to be dead.”
“Nigel Barton:Everyone says 'Up at Oxford'. You come 'down' when you've finished there.Harry Barton: Well, what's this then? Does bloody Oxford move up and down the bloody map then?”