“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
“Because normal human activity is worse for nature than the greatest nuclear accident in history.”
“The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.”
“People keep calling it an accident. That snake bit me on purpose. I've named it Sneaky. Sneaky had it all planned. I saw its face.”
“His name was Death. It was pronounced to rhyme with "teeth", but Bitterblue liked to mispronounce it by accident on occassion.”
“A no-hitter is a freaky thing,' Tweet said. 'Most of the greatest pitchers never pitched one. It's a combination of a lot of little accidents.”