“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?”

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”

“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”