“Tolstoy carelessly neglects to include a boat race.”

“Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.”

“The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.”

“Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”

“The joy of killing! the joy of seeing killing done - these are traits of the human race at large.”

“There are times when I would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.”