“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.”
“You’re weird. I thought brothers were supposed to pretend their sisters were sexless.”…“I’m your brother, not an idiot. If he hurts you, I’ll crush him, but I want you to be happy. You want him and that’s enough for me.”
“It was one thing to be giving up on myself, but moms were supposed to believe in you to the very end.”
“Suppose you were the last one left? Suppose you did that to yourself?”
“You’re not supposed to dislike your own child. You were supposed to like them no matter what, even if they were not what you wanted.”