“Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.”

“I never let school get in the way of my education!”

“That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.”

“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

“It is easier to stay out than to get out.”

“We had a notion to get out and join the sixty soldiers, but upon reflecting that there were four hundred of the Indians, we concluded to go on and join the Indians.”

“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”