“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”

“What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?”

“What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.”

“Stars and shadows ain't good to see by.”

“It ain't no use to try to learn you nothing, Huck.”

“Git up and hump yourself, Jim! There ain't a minute to lose. They're after us!”

“There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about. -- Huck Finn”