“When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.”

“Certainly. Of course. That’s part of it. And always coming to school or when we’re going home, you’re to walk with me, when there ain’t anybody looking – and you choose me and I choose you at parties, because that’s the way you do when you’re engaged.”

“There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”

“That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.”

“Do the thing you fear the most and the death of fear is certain.”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]”

“When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.”