“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”

“Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?”

“whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.”

“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.”

“Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.”

“The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.”

“When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.”