“The road to medical school started with a job mowing lawns I was far from sure I could handle.”
“If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your lawn directly above mine.”
“My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.”
“[...]Are both of you...?""Manscaped?" Dante smiled. "I'm fucking Italian; I been mowing my lawn since I was thirteen.”
“I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.”
“I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean they give me an allowance. But that’ll end soon. By age 30, in just a few months, they said it’d be time for me to earn a living. I guess that means they’ll want me to start mowing the lawn. ”