“Advertisements constitute the only 'good news' in the newspaper.”
“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”
“All the papers that matter live off their advertisements, and the advertisers exercise an indirect censorship over news.”
“Reality's just the accumulation of ominous prophecies come to life. All you have to do is open a newspaper on any given day to weigh the good news versus the bad news, and you'll see what I mean.”
“People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.”
“News is something somebody doesn't want printed; all else is advertising.”