“Most people go through their whole lives," John went on, "and never have one miracle happen to them. You've had dozens and dozens, and you still want more! It's like God gives you a brownie, I mean a really good brownie, but you can't be content with it. You want the whole pan of brownies. Nobody gets that.”
“You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies.”
“Remember, in life, you can't have your cake, eat it too, and then expect a side plate of brownies. Make your choices and live with the consequences. Now - go think about it!”
“Have you been hitting the wine or my mother's brownies again?”
“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”
“Potato fucking poe-tah-toe. God your're testy. Are you on the rag? I tell you what, grab a Midol, and a brownie and call me in five to seven days.”