“I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.”

“I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You drinking a virgin pina colada. Me drinking the blood of a virgin." (Simon)”

“A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.”

“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.”

“At the corner store they invaded a hot dog stand and drank pina colada to sober up. It did no good.”

“Look, Simon, Luke thinks you should tell your mom. You can't hide it from her forever.""I can damn well try.""Think about Luke," she said desperately. "You can still live a normal life.""And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.”