“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”

“Surely, things will get better," she said. I wanted to know just one thing. Who the hell was "Shirley," and why should I believe her?”

“Don't go wishing for what you know nothing about.”

“I depended on you....You're older, you're supposed to be my...my archive. That's what sisters do, remember for each other.”

“He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James”

“He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd”

“Don't waste your time or time will waste you.”