“Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?”

“Buffy Summers: (to Spike) "I could NEVER be your girl!”

“Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."Giles: Well, actually, that would be one of the five.”

“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”

“I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets...”

“Don't give me songs, give me something to sing about!”

“In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.”