“Life is made of fear. Some people eat fear soup three times a day. Some people eat fear soup all the meals there are. I eat it sometimes. When they bring me fear soup to eat, I try not to eat it, I try to send it back. But sometimes I'm too afraid to and have to eat it anyway.”
“The practice of diplomacy, I have found, is sometimes like eating soup with a fork: much activity yielding little nourishment.”
“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turns into soup.”
“The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eating with a priest.”
“Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat”
“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cats.”