“[On STDs] This be Nature’s way of recommending monogamy.”
“Monogamy is a way of getting the versions of ourselves down to the minimum.”
“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for tattoos and STDs.”
“Marriage is contagious and so is monogamy.”
“Death is a gift, so long as it is nature’s hand.”
“Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.”