“Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?”
“Life is ten percent what you experience and ninety percent how you respond to it.”
“Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it.”
“Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it”
“For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. ”
“Right now the top 50 percent of taxpayers pay almost 96 percent of the taxes. The top income earners--the evil top 1 percent--earn about 16.5 percent of the income and pay almost 33.7 percent of the income taxes. This is what Democrats call "not paying your fair share.”