“Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?”
“I know life is hard, I think everyone knows that in their hearts, but why dos it have to be cruel, as well? Why does it have to bite?”
“And you pretend to be stupid, which is completely disingenuous. Big word, but I know you know what it means.”
“Oh God. valentine's Day tomorrow. Why? Why? Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid when everyone knows romance does not work anyway. Look at (the) royal family. Look at Mum and Dad.”
“[O]ver sufficiently long a term, as everyone knows, there is nothing that does not have as its consequence death.”
“Why does everybody have to be with somebody? It’s a stupid delusion and a really pathetic way of thinking.”