“Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.”
“Never test the depth of a river with both feet.”
“no one tests the depth of the river with both feet”
“Risk management seemed to have completed its transformation into pure entertainment. Dudley seemed the epitome of a risk manager who would drown crossing a river that was 12 inches in depth on average.”
“I tried to imagine Tate on ice skates. This vision didn’t form in my brain likely because Tate’s badassness reached across four states and halted such activity.”
“Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.”