“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
“Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.”
“Well ah woke up aboot hauf ten an' ah wiz still pissed fae the Friday night. Oan the table beside ma bed wiz hauf a spliff, hauf a boatle a wine an' a can ay beer. Ah smoked the spliff an' drank the wine fur ma breakfast then rolled another joint tae huv wae the beer.”
“When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...”