“I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?”
“If it was a sin for you to choose me . . . then I would go to the Devil himself and bless him for tempting ye to it.”
“For the things I have done I know the devil saves a place for me in hell. So when I am to burn, what does one more sin matter?”
“Her voice was a thread, but still she managed to sound acerbic. “I believe it’s the devil’s job to tempt me. Not yours.”“And the difference between the devil and I would be . . . ?”“None that I can detect.”
“Can I tempt you? Go on, be a devil.”
“I wake up and I see the face of the devil and I ask him, "What time is it?"And he says, How much time do you want?”